Lunar New Year's Day
This weekend was the lunar new year, giving us an extra day to do absolutely nothing. But rather than waste time like most foreigners in this country do when presented with such a large amount of time, I went for a hike and did some exercising.
Hiking up Yuhaksan, Jenny, Will and I came to this place a few minutes above an expensive looking grave.
Wow! It's time to exercise, work out, pump some iron. I immediately got to work on my lunar new year's resolution--becoming Mr Universe and kicking Kevin Costner's ass for making "The Postman" and wasting so many people's time. My companions were not nearly as enthusiastic as I was.
For serious Costnerkicking pecks I did some bench press. I really worked it. You can't ask for a better workout.
Then to better pull him to the ground and make him beg forgiveness for making such a terrible movie, I did some pull ups.
Then for shear power, I did some of these. I learned the technnique from Chuck Norris--I needn't say anymore.
On the way down I saw this and found inspiration in it--it was the setting sun of terriblylongterriblyboringpostapocalypticshitmovies everywhere.
Hiking up Yuhaksan, Jenny, Will and I came to this place a few minutes above an expensive looking grave.
Wow! It's time to exercise, work out, pump some iron. I immediately got to work on my lunar new year's resolution--becoming Mr Universe and kicking Kevin Costner's ass for making "The Postman" and wasting so many people's time. My companions were not nearly as enthusiastic as I was.
For serious Costnerkicking pecks I did some bench press. I really worked it. You can't ask for a better workout.
Then to better pull him to the ground and make him beg forgiveness for making such a terrible movie, I did some pull ups.
Then for shear power, I did some of these. I learned the technnique from Chuck Norris--I needn't say anymore.
On the way down I saw this and found inspiration in it--it was the setting sun of terriblylongterriblyboringpostapocalypticshitmovies everywhere.
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