Friggin Brilliant
This morning, after voraciously eating cheese crust pizza and opening my laptop I stumbled upon a link for a video of an Ipod in a blender. I couldn't resist, since I would never put my Ipod in a blender, but am still amused by such frivolous displays of lunacy. It was beautiful:
www.spikedhumor.com/articles/72218/iPod_in_Blender.html"
I recommend watching it; but I deeply recommend going further to
www.willitblend.com
to see what they do put in a blender. Cell phones, oysters, tilapia, hockey pucks, chicken. Most of it blends because the blender they use is a 1500 watt monster they sell for 400$ on a linked site. The advertising is brilliant; I want one. If I need a blender I know which one I'm going to buy. I'm going to the buy the one that enables me to blend my computer if it pisses me off, or possibly the self-help books I found in this apartment. Reviews on different websites having customers praising its blending virtues, though good as they be can never touch the marketing genius of willitblend.com
Reading the comments at the bottom of the page brought me to yet another interesting site dealing with ipods. www.smashmyipod.com Here, a few bored Canadians fish for people to sponsor their smashing of ipods on video. One video shows them buying a new ipod at the Apple store and then nonchalantly smashing it at the counter. They're escorted off the property and banned from the mall for a year. Pretty good, and if yr into Chuck Norris there's a link to a page of roundhouse related humor. Here's one: "The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears."
www.spikedhumor.com/articles/72218/iPod_in_Blender.html"
I recommend watching it; but I deeply recommend going further to
www.willitblend.com
to see what they do put in a blender. Cell phones, oysters, tilapia, hockey pucks, chicken. Most of it blends because the blender they use is a 1500 watt monster they sell for 400$ on a linked site. The advertising is brilliant; I want one. If I need a blender I know which one I'm going to buy. I'm going to the buy the one that enables me to blend my computer if it pisses me off, or possibly the self-help books I found in this apartment. Reviews on different websites having customers praising its blending virtues, though good as they be can never touch the marketing genius of willitblend.com
Reading the comments at the bottom of the page brought me to yet another interesting site dealing with ipods. www.smashmyipod.com Here, a few bored Canadians fish for people to sponsor their smashing of ipods on video. One video shows them buying a new ipod at the Apple store and then nonchalantly smashing it at the counter. They're escorted off the property and banned from the mall for a year. Pretty good, and if yr into Chuck Norris there's a link to a page of roundhouse related humor. Here's one: "The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears."
posted by The Principal at 12:26 PM
1 Comments:
I'm a big fan of willitblend too! I like it when the metal becomes sparklely glitter.
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